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Play Basketball

The act of one or more person(s) doing cocaine
Woah!!! Lets Go Play Basketball, Michael!!
by Seedlessmota January 16, 2011
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Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.

Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 8, 2004
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Wear Basketball and play overalls

Chinese people usually say this,means that they are laughing at "Little Blacks".
Let me see who Wear Basketball and play overalls.
by Wordrobers November 8, 2022
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Play Baseball

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.
Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)
by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014
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I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.
Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball
by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008
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Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.
by ZeroSage August 19, 2018
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