PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022