Phoner

A bulge in one's pants that is created by a cellular device located in the pocket of said pants.

John had a rather large phoner after forcing an iPhone into his skinny jeans.

by 1011061 September 30, 2012

phonerable

"Phonerable" is the deep-seated stinging sensation of fear, vulnerability and panic felt by those unfortunate souls who do not know the whereabouts or cannot operate their personal cellular device.

Clementine dropped her Blackberry in the toilet and even before the shining metal was submerged in the shimmering beer urine, her soul slipped deep into a "phonerable" state of awe and terror.

by ChurchofGoogle August 04, 2009

Phoner

The act of achieving an erection while sexting.

Vicky: Did you get that picture I sent you last night?

Michael: Yeah, definitely got a phoner from it.

by Wanny0706 February 09, 2010

Phoner

When a girl mistakes a guy's cellphone for his penis.

Girl: Oh my, what is that in your pants???

Guy: Sorry, that's just my phoner...

by BananaDemocracy October 22, 2010

Phoner

Wearing skinny jeans and having a phone in your pocket. The phone gives a similar appearance to a boner.

Dude! I can see your phoner!

by JMcderp January 18, 2011

Phoner

Portmanteau of the words phone and boner.
The distinct bulge that occurs when one wears pants that are too tight, and attempts to store their phone in the pocket of said jeans. Resembles the bulge generated by an erect or semi-erect penis.

"Did you see the phoner Hilary was rocking this afternoon? She looked like Ron Jeremy in emo jeans. "

by Kevin Hazlewood May 20, 2007

Phoner

A Phoner is a mistaken boner in your friends pants, which is actually a cell phone that has fallen too far into a front pants pocket( Right or Left) of your friend.

" Dude? are you poppin' a stiffy HERE?"
" Dude, relax, its just a phoner"

by Slick Tricks January 26, 2009