PETU

Acronym - People for the ethical treatment of the undead.

Hey, did you guys hear about that group protesting in front of gamestop? Yeah, it's PETU. I guess there's some new zombie shooting game released.

by v4p3d November 24, 2012

petus

Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has a penis so small it could be the penis of a fetus.

"That guy showed me his penis in the bathroom. It was so small I'm sure it was a petus."

by New Year's In Tampa April 18, 2009

petus

Alternative to penis... also can be an insult

AHH! She bit my petus.

Bob, quit being such a petus

by RedClaw September 09, 2004

Petuing

Laying down on your belly (pet in Hindi) and doing something productive (eg. working, texting, reading, studying, etc.)

While I was petuing, the dog jumped on to my back;
I can be petuing all day long

by Neogrammarism June 19, 2017