One who may find themselves in protective custody while incarcerated. What type of person might be Protected? Those who can’t fend for themselves (really old, really young, disabled); those who have a target on their back (high profile individual, timid/closeted homosexual, or individuals whose crime was committed against children/elderly/animals).
I bet when he gets to prison, The South Siders are gonna whoop his ass. That is, if he doesn’t get PC’d up, like a bitch.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.