Ingesting a powdered substance, usually a crushed up pill, by wrapping it in some toilet paper and swallowing it.
by JDG May 27, 2003
Get the parachute mug.The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.
I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.
by d.roc January 4, 2007
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A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
by 🐺 November 7, 2021
Get the Parachute mug.A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
Get the Parachute mug.The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
by halpwr July 8, 2010
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Get the Parachute mug.The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.
Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.
Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010
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