P.E.T. 

Post Ejaculatory Trauma - The physical and emotional come down after male ejaculation that results in a feeling of digust for pornography, sex and even women in their most sexual form.

"Mate, had a horrible evening."
"Oh yeah?"
"Had a great wank but had massive P.E.T. man. I felt like shit."

P.E.T. by WilliamPowers594 May 31, 2009

P.E.T. 

Pierre Elliot Trudeau. In my opinion the worst fucking prime minister ever. we use to not suck when Lester Pearson was the Prime guy. Then fuckin Trudeau comes in here thinkin he's so badass. Thank fuckin christ Joe Clark took the office after him. He sucked bad as well so we had no other choice but to bring old Elliot back in and have him suck more. thankfully, we got him out of office and now were back on task to kick all american asses bitches!

coach: alright mike, get in there for chris
chris: what? i dont need to come out! wow coach, way to be a p.e.t.

P.E.T. by randy maccormick July 6, 2006

P.E.T.S. 

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.

One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.

P.E.T.S. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 5, 2023

P.E.T.B.O.

Acronym used to describe a moderately attractive woman. As such she is "Pretty Enough to Bang Once".

Yeah I had her last night, but that's it . . . she's just a P.E.T.B.O.

P.E.T.B.O. by tagz May 18, 2007

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) 

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

P.E.T.A

People Eating Tasty Animals or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Whichever one you want.

F*ck P.E.T.A. I want a steak really bad

P.E.T.A by Pimpette BB May 14, 2006

P.E.T.A. 

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

some will tell you that it means People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals these people are generally unhappy because they do not eat enough meat and would be in a better mood if they frieking ate a cheeseburger (vegetarians)

Farmer Joe is a member of P.E.T.A. he hunts deer and eats them when he catches them cause they taste really good

P.E.T.A. by mojoitomigilucudy June 10, 2009