P.E.T.

Post Ejaculatory Trauma - The physical and emotional come down after male ejaculation that results in a feeling of digust for pornography, sex and even women in their most sexual form.

"Mate, had a horrible evening."
"Oh yeah?"
"Had a great wank but had massive P.E.T. man. I felt like shit."

by WilliamPowers594 May 31, 2009

P.E.T.

Pierre Elliot Trudeau. In my opinion the worst fucking prime minister ever. we use to not suck when Lester Pearson was the Prime guy. Then fuckin Trudeau comes in here thinkin he's so badass. Thank fuckin christ Joe Clark took the office after him. He sucked bad as well so we had no other choice but to bring old Elliot back in and have him suck more. thankfully, we got him out of office and now were back on task to kick all american asses bitches!

coach: alright mike, get in there for chris
chris: what? i dont need to come out! wow coach, way to be a p.e.t.

by randy maccormick July 06, 2006

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 01, 2013

P.E.T.’s

The result of using substances to gain an advantage over their opponents.

Damn it!! How the hell does he keep beating me in every video game we play? I demand he gets checked for P.E.T.’s

by unDURYEAted December 26, 2020

P.E.T.

Pro Execution Team is a group of fuckquads that keep patrolling Poor Bitch Cunt Cash and extinguishing the fires.

The P.E.T. just took out the fire in Fuck Station 2

P.E.T. are retards

by Uranigun Man February 03, 2020