Oystercles  

specticals that only see oysters

'hey man, pimp oystercles'

'sneaky fucking oysters, i've got you now!'

'oh my god these oystercles are crunk'

'best 3 million yen i ever spent!'

'mate, you know you've got an oyster wedged in you're pancreas'

'i did myself with my oystercles last night'

Oystercles by sneakybitch March 19, 2009

Oysterfest 

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".

"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."

Oysterfest by Dave August 12, 2008