God of the Oyamaales. A religion followed by very few around the world and not known by many. Founded by ONYAAA of Oyamaale, this religion has many rules.
Oyamaale is a foam ball with green eyes and a straight line for a face.
You can only pray to Oyamaale once a day since he doesn't like to be disturbed whilst resting. If you break this rule, once you die you get turned into a cardboard box and used as a temple for Oyamaale.
If you follow the rules, you get to go to foam heaven and turn into a foam ball along with Oyamaale.
Oyamaale is a foam ball with green eyes and a straight line for a face.
You can only pray to Oyamaale once a day since he doesn't like to be disturbed whilst resting. If you break this rule, once you die you get turned into a cardboard box and used as a temple for Oyamaale.
If you follow the rules, you get to go to foam heaven and turn into a foam ball along with Oyamaale.
Me: "Have you prayed to Oyamaale today?"
Her: "Yes I've done it twice already.."
Me: "Oh no you have disturbed Oyamaale!! Prepare to face his wrath"
Her: "AHHH what's happening to me!?"
Me: "The Cardboard box time has come... "
Her: "Yes I've done it twice already.."
Me: "Oh no you have disturbed Oyamaale!! Prepare to face his wrath"
Her: "AHHH what's happening to me!?"
Me: "The Cardboard box time has come... "
by ONYAAA September 25, 2020
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