OxTheLade 

OxTheLade, or simply Ox, is the creator of the greatest circus on Earth. A brogrammer, cat-dad, Pizzaiolo, choco-monster, football fan, and everything bueno. He has god-tier meme making skills. He will turn anything unique about you into a meme. He is also a rock star. He'll bless you with his karaoke, and give you 8 extra lives. How else do you think cats got 9 lives? Snowie can confirm.

His alter ego, Mr. Laude, i. e., Benjamin Kenneth Laude, is the Rambo to pests. What started as a self-defense mechanism against online tech-support scammers, ended up as a nuke. Mr. Laude created the Zero Tolerance Policy against online menace, which has been demonstrated against Trojan Roach. If you get ideas about calling out Mr. Laude, do that after arranging a fancy funeral.

But OxTheLade is the person that you would want to carry around in your wallet. He's the friend that everyone wants, but only selected deserve. Man helps out others with school, reaches out to everyone, cares for animals (ask Snowie and Robert), takes friends to raves (their pictures, anyways), can't be provoked, loves peace, learns stuff from other people, and the list is endless.

OxTheLade is one of those words that are elementary, yet have huge-ass definitions, and makes up other words like FRIDAY, Sardaar, Prahulala, Sardaar, Nuraaaa, Meowchikni, dAmbNA, 3ll3 B3ll3, Simabelle, Gimuel, Spaghet, etc. Thus, OxTheLade is a seriously (times 10) important word that is irreplaceable.

Exhibit A:
(Sandstorm by Darude starts playing.)
OxTheLade: "DiDiDiDiDi!"
Literally everyone else after him: "DIDIDIDIDI!"

Exhibit B:
(Final exams are going on.)
OxTheLade: "I hope this parse tree will save my gaand."
(Exams are over.)
OxTheLade: "Mashallah! I passed with flying colors!"

Exhibit C:
(During office hours, in a totally empty office room.)
OxTheLade: (Drinking hot chocolate, eating big-ass chocolate-chip cookie, working on patents, and watching football) "Getting paid to watch football."

Exhibit D:
(Snowie coming to OxTheLade.)
OxTheLade: (Involuntarily starts giving belly rubs to Snowie.)

OxTheLade by 5THDAY January 6, 2023