Ovenmitt
Apon breaking one's hand, A doctor may place a cast, or a so called oven mitt one the person's hand to keep it in a state to not be hurt.
Ovenmitt by Snoracer2001 November 22, 2005
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Oven Mitt
After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
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dutch oven mitt
when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
dutch oven mitt by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007
Polish Oven Mitt
When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”
Polish Oven Mitt by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019
Chinese Oven Mitt
When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
Chinese Oven Mitt by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009
Greasy Oven Mitt
During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.
Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
Greasy Oven Mitt by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
oven mitt tits
Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!
oven mitt tits by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011
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