Ovenmitt 

Apon breaking one's hand, A doctor may place a cast, or a so called oven mitt one the person's hand to keep it in a state to not be hurt.

Mike got a new nickname when he broke his hand, it was ovenmitt!

Ovenmitt by Snoracer2001 November 22, 2005

Oven Mitt 

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.

John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.

Oven Mitt by jpg3 May 14, 2010

dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.

camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.

dutch oven mitt by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007

Polish Oven Mitt 

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

Polish Oven Mitt by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

Chinese Oven Mitt 

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

Chinese Oven Mitt by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009

Greasy Oven Mitt 

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.

That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!

Greasy Oven Mitt by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

oven mitt tits 

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.

Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!

oven mitt tits by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011