Ovechcan't 

The only nickname that gets to the head of Russian superstar hockey player Alexander Ovechkin.

Disrespectful fan: Hey Ovechkin. Your last name could more aptly be referred to as Ovechcan't! Because it is derogatory and I dislike you, Ovechcan't!

Alexander Ovechkin to Coach: Screw thees. I didn't sign up for thees kind of tormentink. Back to Russia I go! (Skates away crying)

Ovechcan't by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 6, 2010

Ovechkant 

Failure to lead a team/group/etc... to any meaningful success after proclaiming said team to be great champions who have "arrived." It is also used to describe a hockey player who can't properly execute a body check because he leaps into his opponents like some eleventeen-year-old playing hopscotch in elementary school.

Matt: Dude, did you see the Capitals choke again this year?
Chris: Yeah, Bruce and Ove have like four Oveckants in a row.
Matt: Are they going to fire the coach or GM now?
Chris: No, an organization of Ovechkants is doomed to epic failure.

Ovechkant by scratch_scribbler June 2, 2011