Outstagram 

A productivity / accountability app that is set to take the world by storm.

College student 1: '' Man, I am so behind with management accounting. Instead of studying I spent most of my time procrastinating on my phone.''
College student 2: '' Dude you should use Outstagram. Ever since I started using that app, I have been able to stay on top of my uni work. It is definitely better than that forest app.''

Elon Musk: '' Ever since I started using Outstagram I have been able to save so much time & be more efficient. Who could have predicted that with Outstagram I would be able to have 30 hour days''
Warren Buffett: '' This app is simply amazing. One of my famous quotes goes like this: Rule No.1: Never lose money.
Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1. This app simply enforces that. I don't want to lose my money.''

Outstagram by Outstagram fan May 16, 2022

Outstagram 

A productivity app that is set to take the world by storm.

Person 1: ''Man I really can't focus on my work and remain productive. I keep on checking social media on my phone. I have tried app blockers, but they do not work for me.''
Person 2: '' You should try out Outstagram. This app is a miracle''

Outstagram by Outstagram fan April 23, 2022

Outstagram 

Opponents of "Instagram" used to mock people who like to upload their fuckin' photos on social network.

Others: Bro, why you never show your identity on a social network?
You: You're wrong, I'm even more often oblivious of yourself.
Others: Oh yeah? I do not ever find him? where did you upload it?
You: In Outstagram. that is just below your dick.

Outstagram by soundbreak February 8, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022