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Outstagram 

A productivity / accountability app that is set to take the world by storm.

College student 1: '' Man, I am so behind with management accounting. Instead of studying I spent most of my time procrastinating on my phone.''
College student 2: '' Dude you should use Outstagram. Ever since I started using that app, I have been able to stay on top of my uni work. It is definitely better than that forest app.''
Elon Musk: '' Ever since I started using Outstagram I have been able to save so much time & be more efficient. Who could have predicted that with Outstagram I would be able to have 30 hour days''
Warren Buffett: '' This app is simply amazing. One of my famous quotes goes like this: Rule No.1: Never lose money.
Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1. This app simply enforces that. I don't want to lose my money.''
Outstagram by Outstagram fan May 16, 2022
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Outstagram 

A productivity app that is set to take the world by storm.
Person 1: ''Man I really can't focus on my work and remain productive. I keep on checking social media on my phone. I have tried app blockers, but they do not work for me.''
Person 2: '' You should try out Outstagram. This app is a miracle''
Outstagram by Outstagram fan April 23, 2022
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Outstagram 

Opponents of "Instagram" used to mock people who like to upload their fuckin' photos on social network.
Others: Bro, why you never show your identity on a social network?
You: You're wrong, I'm even more often oblivious of yourself.
Others: Oh yeah? I do not ever find him? where did you upload it?
You: In Outstagram. that is just below your dick.
Outstagram by soundbreak February 8, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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