Osmer
Being a Osmer is Legendary best person to be around best person to sleep with also best at caring for people
Osmer by true story:) January 19, 2022
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osmer
Osmer is a word for someone who is incredibly sexy but a tiny penis
Girl 1: oh he's hot
Girl 2: oh but he's an osmer
Girl 1: oh he's hot
Girl 2: oh but he's an osmer
osmer by Devan Philbrook November 29, 2016
harrison osterfield
Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.
harrison osterfield by SpideySarah February 22, 2017
Omertà
Sicilian/Southern Italian Code of Silence, willful disobedience to law enforcement investigations, being aware enough to deflect unwanted attention from yourself, your operations, & your family. This is an innate characteristic, some could say an evolutionary tactic of silence and humility dating back to before Facist tyranny swept most of Italy pre ww2 when even average citizens had to keep hush to survive. (That facist wave that led to the rise of Mussolini has since been remedied, however with the current migrant crisis there have been signs of polar-shifts towards nationalism in some affected areas.) Furthermore, Omertà is still the code of silence (or code of “humility,” as Omertà translates to humility in English) adhered to today by La Cosa Nostra, which has seen a modern resurgence in strength and even cultural acceptance since 9-11, when people no longer felt safe in the streets cause the Feds abused RICO to lock up all the wise-guys.
Stick to the Omertà, don’t make a showboat of yourself like some pissant rapper, we are the shadows, not the spotlight.
Omertà by Gaspar Lombardo March 14, 2019
omercan
Usually good, does bad things cause his a sick cunt, a rebel, fucking gets nudes and chick magnet 25/8. A sexy motherfucker, that fucked all your bitches, took your sisters virginity.
People "Omercan" has fucked:
Your Mum
Your Sister
Your Mates
Your Friends
Your Cousin
Your Close friends
Some words Omercan say are:
About a week ago.
I fucked your bic.
ill0minat0 confiremed.
r u high bruh.
420 blez it.
Immediately, when he locates a triangle his brain automatically functions to execute the command "ill0minat0 confirmed". Usually with his friend "Jay-Z" & "Beyonce".
People "Omercan" has fucked:
Your Mum
Your Sister
Your Mates
Your Friends
Your Cousin
Your Close friends
Some words Omercan say are:
About a week ago.
I fucked your bic.
ill0minat0 confiremed.
r u high bruh.
420 blez it.
Immediately, when he locates a triangle his brain automatically functions to execute the command "ill0minat0 confirmed". Usually with his friend "Jay-Z" & "Beyonce".
Brian: Look! Omercan is here!
Omercan: Was back from fucking your bich.
Brian: How cool! Want some doritoes.
Omercan: ill0minat0 confiiirmed.
Brian: Okay, ill take that as a no..
Omercan: I fucked your bich..
Brian: ...
Omercan: about a weeek agooOo weeek agoooOoooo!
Brian: LMAOAOA YOU ARE A SICK CUNT!
Omercan: Was back from fucking your bich.
Brian: How cool! Want some doritoes.
Omercan: ill0minat0 confiiirmed.
Brian: Okay, ill take that as a no..
Omercan: I fucked your bich..
Brian: ...
Omercan: about a weeek agooOo weeek agoooOoooo!
Brian: LMAOAOA YOU ARE A SICK CUNT!
omercan by girlfriends favourite nigga October 19, 2014
Osterhout Oyster
An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
Osterhout Oyster by Big Skeet September 11, 2008
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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