Osmer

Being a Osmer is Legendary best person to be around best person to sleep with also best at caring for people

yo i honestly love Osmer

by true story:) January 19, 2022

osmer

Osmer is a word for someone who is incredibly sexy but a tiny penis
Girl 1: oh he's hot
Girl 2: oh but he's an osmer

Girl 1: oh he's hot
Girl 2: oh but he's an osmer

by Devan Philbrook November 29, 2016

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Omertà

Sicilian/Southern Italian Code of Silence, willful disobedience to law enforcement investigations, being aware enough to deflect unwanted attention from yourself, your operations, & your family. This is an innate characteristic, some could say an evolutionary tactic of silence and humility dating back to before Facist tyranny swept most of Italy pre ww2 when even average citizens had to keep hush to survive. (That facist wave that led to the rise of Mussolini has since been remedied, however with the current migrant crisis there have been signs of polar-shifts towards nationalism in some affected areas.) Furthermore, Omertà is still the code of silence (or code of “humility,” as Omertà translates to humility in English) adhered to today by La Cosa Nostra, which has seen a modern resurgence in strength and even cultural acceptance since 9-11, when people no longer felt safe in the streets cause the Feds abused RICO to lock up all the wise-guys.

Stick to the Omertà, don’t make a showboat of yourself like some pissant rapper, we are the shadows, not the spotlight.

by Gaspar Lombardo March 14, 2019

Osterized

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.

McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.

by Osters April 20, 2010

omercan

Usually good, does bad things cause his a sick cunt, a rebel, fucking gets nudes and chick magnet 25/8. A sexy motherfucker, that fucked all your bitches, took your sisters virginity.

People "Omercan" has fucked:
Your Mum
Your Sister
Your Mates
Your Friends
Your Cousin
Your Close friends

Some words Omercan say are:
About a week ago.
I fucked your bic.
ill0minat0 confiremed.
r u high bruh.
420 blez it.

Immediately, when he locates a triangle his brain automatically functions to execute the command "ill0minat0 confirmed". Usually with his friend "Jay-Z" & "Beyonce".

Brian: Look! Omercan is here!
Omercan: Was back from fucking your bich.
Brian: How cool! Want some doritoes.
Omercan: ill0minat0 confiiirmed.

Brian: Okay, ill take that as a no..
Omercan: I fucked your bich..
Brian: ...
Omercan: about a weeek agooOo weeek agoooOoooo!
Brian: LMAOAOA YOU ARE A SICK CUNT!

by girlfriends favourite nigga October 19, 2014

Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.

by Big Skeet September 11, 2008