Orville Redenboner 

A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.

Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!

Orville Redenboner by Papa Mustafa March 31, 2009

The Orville Redenbocker 

Recieving a hand job at a movie theater, by way of a large popcorn.

Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn container, when your partner reches for popcorn they will find a "hefty" suprise. No lubrication needed, and always ask for extra butter.

The Orville Redenbocker by Charles Cancilla Jr. June 27, 2005

orville redenBonker 

Unintentionally bonk the same spot on your head

Watch out for the corner of that end table... dont want to orville redenBonker yourself

orville redenBonker by ThatBumholio June 6, 2024