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Cubic Ortometer 

A measurement of the splash range a drop of rain creates as it lands.
Harry: Look at the splash of the rain.
Alexei: Its called Cubic Ortometer you idiot.
Cubic Ortometer by Anzio24 November 9, 2012
Related Words
Ortem Khorev ortega Octember orten orter ortensia Ortez orcem Ortamcı Orteus

The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

Orthmeyer 

Verb. To completely block someone out of view by standing in front of them; thus cutting them off from conversation.

Related forms: Orthmeyered, Orthmeyering
Mary: "I can't see anything! Jon's blocking me out of the circle!"

Taylor: "Dude, he's totally Orthmeyering you!"
Orthmeyer by marymalley May 12, 2009
A Ortela is a gorgeous woman ruled by venus.
She is sensual, playful and very sweet.
Usually has big brown eyes, olive skin color, luxurious hair and a Mediterranean curvy body.
She is a lover of dance and homemade foods.
My wife is a Ortela.
Ortela by Rivalme January 4, 2022
Orten is a word for thug/förortsbo; ghetto
Jag är från orten bror.
orten by Jibban February 29, 2016
it is an abbreviation of "ought to," meaning that the subject of the sentence is obliged to perform said act.
i orter wash these 'ere britches 'fore'n go i to da hootenanny.
orter by tht! tne June 26, 2005