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Octember 

A fictious month in the mad world of Doctor Seuss in which any possiblity may happen, in between December and January...also comparable to the phrase 'when pigs fly'.
"Sure, I'll go out with you...on the first of Octember!"
Octember by Hector Osbert January 20, 2004
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Octember 

The month on the Gregorian (Alie8ed Revision) calander of Middarthian-Derby

It is a 92 day long fusion of October, November and December.
Tradition has it that Christ was born on the 85th of Octember
Octember by King Dave of Derby January 31, 2004
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Octember 

(v): in between month for those who can't remember if they were born at the end of September or early October. Thus making the Zodiac sign a Virbra.
My daughter was born in Octember.

Octember is a beautiful time of the year.
Octember by mgmusa January 10, 2011

Octember 

The rather warm and wet month between October and September
Damn i hat this Octember weather...
Octember by Eric Mckinney November 4, 2003

Octember 

A made up month that fuses October and September.
I was boen on Octember 32
Octember by adonkeyisaass October 12, 2003

octomber 13 

On 13 octomber its the day to slap danielle cohn.the
Octomber 13 its the day when u slap Danielle cohn
octomber 13 by Brana.is.a.cute.girl October 31, 2019

Octomber 11

National Slay your gypsy friend day
A: Do you know what day is today?
Gypsy friend: No. Why?
A: Its Octomber 11... national Slay your gypsy friend day!!
Gypsy friend: ?? You cant do this to me
Octomber 11 by Block D John October 10, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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