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Operations Order

A document that is written to include EVERYTHING that everyone needs to know about any given mission/operation conducted in the Army.
PVT 1 - "What the fuck is going on?"

PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"

PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"

PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"
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Order of Operations 

The Order of Operations is a series of operations to use first to last in arithmetic math. You start of with Parentheses, the exponents & square roots, multiplication & division, and addition & subtractions.
Anthony used the order of operations to solve the hard equation

order of operations 

you: can i use the order of operations?

black friend: na.

you: :(

Order of Operations 

Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.
Tommy messed up his Order of Operations so he had an itchy ass all through his morning meetings.