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Operations Order

A document that is written to include EVERYTHING that everyone needs to know about any given mission/operation conducted in the Army.
PVT 1 - "What the fuck is going on?"

PVT 2 - "Didn't you read the fuckin' Operations Order!!"

PVT 1 - "...are you serious!? That thing is 15 pages, front-back...I speed read it"

PVT 3 - "Dude, what the fuck are we doing here at 0430?!?!"
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Order of Operations 

The Order of Operations is a series of operations to use first to last in arithmetic math. You start of with Parentheses, the exponents & square roots, multiplication & division, and addition & subtractions.
Anthony used the order of operations to solve the hard equation

order of operations 

you: can i use the order of operations?

black friend: na.

you: :(

Order of Operations 

Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.
Tommy messed up his Order of Operations so he had an itchy ass all through his morning meetings.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026