opens the wrong end of the doritos 

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

opens the wrong end of the doritos by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006

Gomer opens the gas station 

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

Gomer opens the gas station by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone

The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word

CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom

Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone by EcksDee October 23, 2003

Hot until she opens her mouth

A hot girl that you see looks quite attractive until she starts talking, Once you hear her voice you become immediately repulsed

Pat: did you see that bad bitty by the produce isle

Jeff: Yeah she looked Hot until she opens her mouth

Hot until she opens her mouth by FullPissJug July 30, 2018

Notepad opens everything 

Expression used when talking about the windows program called Notepad.

It is only used when you want to tell anyone about opening , for example, a .JPG file (image file) on it

Person 1: "Dude look at this! Notepad opened this image!*

Person 2: "Well, like I told you, Notepad opens everything!"

Notepad opens everything by NormalFery April 6, 2022

Openwater Swimmer 

Wikipedia: Martin Soriano is a Philippine openwater swimmer from Ilonggo. He was the first person on record to swim the Guimaras-Iloilo Strait, a 7.7 km (4.2 nm) crossing accomplished on 7 August 1994, starting from the Buenavista Wharf in Guimaras to the Iloilo river wharf across the Iloilo Strait.

Martin Soriano is an Openwater Swimmer from the Philippines 1994

Openwater Swimmer by Cyclonetrading July 13, 2021

stink opening 

A women's vagina.

"Her pants were so tight I could see the lips of her stink opening."

stink opening by Kasper LaPrizrak. March 1, 2020