opening act Share definition Flag when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt. usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper" opening act by alwaysgone November 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the opening act mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch