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opening act 

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.
usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"
opening act by alwaysgone November 9, 2009
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Opening Act 

The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?

Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?

Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.
Opening Act by B.Hop February 17, 2009
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