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only you 

... can make this world seem right...
Only you can make the darkness bright... Only you...
Hey, only you could have gotten this close.
only you by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019

only you 

You're the only person I know that would do that.
Mike: I ran 3 miles in the park today and couldn't wait until I got home to lay down, so I took a power nap in the grass.
Jake: only you.
only you by Mamemass November 14, 2015

if only you were lonely 

An album by hawthorne heights. One of the greatest albums ive ever heard. All the songs are great! Except the song "Decembers" which sucks!
dune #1: have you heard hawthorne heights new album "if only you were lonely"?

dune #2: yeah, it totally rocks!!!!
if only you were lonely by shaun1 September 9, 2006

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you 

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.
bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers 

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

you only live once

a term used by adolescent whores prior to, after, or while doing something morally unacceptable or blatantly idiotic.
example 1:
kelly: "so I might have just given an old man a bj for some cocaine.."
lori: "what the fuck! I thought you were gonna make better choices after setting the Lawson's cat on fire.."
kelly: "fuck it, you only live once.."

example 2:
dawson: "man, can you believe it, after 2 years of being together, amber goes out and cheats on me! then, to make it worse, she tries to defend herself by saying 'you only live once!'.. fuck her."
ken: "so not cool. what a fucking stupid whore."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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