one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

two-one-two

When a woman goes down on her man in a movie theatre and they're the only ones that that row. To someone who's just spotted them, this person would see two heads, then one head, then two heads again, thus: two-one-two

I walked late into my movie and noticed that I wasn't alone, there was a two-one-two going on up in the last row.

by Nazim April 20, 2008

Mississippi One-Two

The act of inserting your penis into another's asshole and urinating inside as they defecate on your penis.

Man, I knew Becky was a kinky one when she asked for anal on the first date, but I didn't expect her to pull a Mississippi One-Two on me!

by blusaranoob July 2, 2014

The ole' one two

When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.

"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two

by Toon_Link_GotT September 8, 2016

one-two punch

A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.

"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."

by Shrapnel December 14, 2004

the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs January 31, 2018

One two buckaroo !

Something you say when someone playfully insults you. I think it means to knock ya around a bit.

"oh really ?! Then I'll give ya the old One Two Buckaroo !"

by kt vingling July 11, 2008