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1.To "manually pleasure" a girl
I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two
one-two by getyourhaircut October 28, 2007
usually a shardy that you mess with from time to time and are still cool with. originating from toronto slang. can also be referred to as a fling
mandem that’s my one-two relax broski
one-two by webromani June 5, 2022
A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.
Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.
One Two by gangsterbob September 24, 2025
Similar to "Six Seven" or "Forty One"; also written as "1 2"
No particular meaning, but any time these consecutive numbers are mentioned, this may be shouted.
Teacher: "Okay class, so, on average, you all made 1 or 2 mista-"
Class: "ONE TWO!!!!"
One Two by urban kid weirdo October 28, 2025

One Two Teddy 

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
One Two Teddy by Microstakes May 16, 2008

one-two shuffle 

The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.