by kodienekrazy November 28, 2017
Get the One On mug.Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
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Expression used as a goodbye among males to instruct one man to say the other man's name during climax with a girl in lieu of the girl's name. Often used among co-workers because if a man must work and cannot have intercourse, his name should still be heard among the copulating.
"Good work tonight Brian, one on my name, one on my name."
"One on my name, Jesús?"
"When you fuckin' and you pop, you say 'Jesús!' instead of your girl's name, cuz I'm workin!"
"One on my name, Jesús?"
"When you fuckin' and you pop, you say 'Jesús!' instead of your girl's name, cuz I'm workin!"
by Vill September 11, 2008
Get the one on my name mug.1. A game where the only opponents are two people playing against each other.
2. Also know as speedballing; a mixture of cocaine and herion, most often injected.
2. Also know as speedballing; a mixture of cocaine and herion, most often injected.
1. Jack says to Tommy, "Let's play a game of one on one"
2. After getting out of lock-up, I said to myself, "I'm 'bout ready to head downtown and gets me a one on one!!"
2. After getting out of lock-up, I said to myself, "I'm 'bout ready to head downtown and gets me a one on one!!"
by dieselgirl August 7, 2003
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Get the one on one mug.by PGrace August 4, 2003
Get the one on one mug.san francisco bay area slang for a combination of cocaine and heroin, aka a "speedball". a hit of tar heroin and powder cocaine sold together on the street for $10 to $20.
if youre in a san francisco neighborhood such as the mission, and you hear a guy calling out "one on oners, one on oners", hes not challenging you to a game of basketball.
by beau "oma" taylor March 14, 2010
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