On The Boot

Under home incarceration or house arrest

Damn they got me on the boot

I need to get off the boot

On The Boot by Youngdeezball May 31, 2025

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Bats on the Booty 

Having so much extra "granny" panty fabric under your pants, it looks like a bat flew into your ass right before you pulled your pants up over it.

Check out the Bats on the Booty under that girls pants.

She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.

Bats on the Booty by John Wesley February 9, 2008

mike tyson on the booty 

When you bite the booty and then do a Tim Tebow on the booty immediately after

Hey Bro I just mike Tysoned on the booty!!
No way man i heard Fred mike tysoned the same booty last week Mannnnn
I often mike Tyson on the booty soo...

mike tyson on the booty by Booty enthusiast May 3, 2018

scheming on the booty 

When a person has such a voluptuous pair of booty cheeks that you plan to get into them as smooth as you can with the naughtiest of intentions. Just think of that person you have been wanting to take to pound town for the longest time

Damn I’ve been wanting to get in those cheeks for the longest time

Come on bro you can’t be scheming on the booty

scheming on the booty by the1calledlez January 21, 2024

Putting the boots on

Making the first move.

''Owen isn't putting the boots on with her.''

Putting the boots on by iforgotwhich10 February 6, 2024