One of the most fucking amazing bands out there, with probably the least recognition. They're from Massachusettes, and have been around for about 10 years. They've been banned from a large number of venues across the United States because they promote crowd violence. They use the self-label of "moshcore", which is fucking sick.
"Frozen Over by On Broken Wings has one of the sickest breakdowns I've heard in awhile."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).