On, not in 

“On, not in” is a term that prevents two heterosexual males from doing anything homo. It is used in reference to sleeping bags, where if you place the other male on top of the bag instead of inside it’s no homo but if he were to be inside, you’re a total fag. It’s similar to “if you wear socks, it’s not gay”

Woah woah dude, don’t do that, it’s gay, you have to put him on, not in.

On, not in by Dirty Dan the Man Devito June 26, 2018

on her not in her 

during heterosexual sex, the man removes his member and ejaculates onto his partner's skin, rather than inside her, such as to lessen the odds of pregnancy when forgoing a condom

"You got her pregnant? I thought I told you, 'on her not in her'!"

on her not in her by asdfhaqnhnpw October 28, 2007

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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" by Evoslip April 25, 2009