oluchi

Oluchi is a beautiful person, usually female that has a big heart and a wide ass. She loves to laugh and gets pissed when people speak out of context. Oluchi's are usually light skin, brown, or just in the middle. They like people who are very humorous, and relate with those who take jokes easily. Oluchi's have beautiful body shapes, curvy and simple. They don't like to be put down or shouted upon, they become very emotional at awkward times and can't always figure out their feelings.
Get an Oluchi while you can.

"Dude, who was that sexy girl that just passed?"
"She's too fine, must be an Oluchi."

"She's so nice and funny, what's her name?"
"Oluchi of course."

by alreadydonethat August 17, 2015

Oluchi

Oluchi is a gorgeous girl. She’s super popular, and VERY likeable. She’s funny, basically everything you’d want in a friend. The type of girl to come over to your house with a box of tissues and a box of matches (burn pictures of her ex) to help you get over your ex. The type of girl to give you a hug when you need it but nobody ever notices. The type of girl to sit with you instead of her friends when you’re alone. But don’t mess with an Oluchi.

Oluchi’s are very badass. Never underestimate one, because hunty, if you do... Sweetheart, you’re done.

Very supportive when it comes to her friends, so if you hurt her friends, get ready to die by the sweet shoot of Oluchi.

Dodges fake friends like a bullet, like who can stand fakers anyways?

Follows the rule fries befor guys and hoes before bros, because why not??

Anyways, an Oluchi is smart and cunning, even though she’s super sweet she has an amazing badass dark side.

“Oh, Oluchi no. You’re too young to put on that much makeup,” says a girl like one year older than Oluchi.

“Um, sweetie I think you should sit down because this *points to face* — is my face. Stupid bitch,” says Oluchi as she leaves.

by sunlit.pseuzy October 8, 2018