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Hey Olsson
olsson by TheGreatPersson January 17, 2017
Words you can keep
a wanker or a cock sucker
look at olsson
olsson by f June 6, 2004
best guy in the world best csgo player and betyer then teryos
Best Olsson in the world Linus Olsson
Olsson by Crawldboiii December 14, 2016
Olsson is not gay and loves hutao
Olsson by Gaypreetham November 23, 2021

Jon Olsson 

1. The best skier on the planet. Born in Sweden, he began as a ski racer and progressed into freestyle. As of late he has been going back to his roots and racing. This man is so awesome that he drives a lamborghini with a ski rack and lives in Monaco just because he can.

2. To pull a sweet trick in the park.
1. Jon Olsson is my favorite skier. Hands down.

2. Dude, that was so sick! You just Olssoned!
Jon Olsson by bella k. July 7, 2008

Märtafjärta Olsson 

helo babagurl i know you want to know who Märta really is, so i will tell you. Märta has avhugget hair and she is a very lovely person, she loves wolfis (but only on fridays). Märta is usually called "my little powderpuff girl", märta fjärta, märtis, hovatönten and last but not least magiska märta. Märta is probably always a singer or if you want you can call her Soy Luna. She is a pretty girl that can sometimes look like sid from ice age. Märta is really the best. Ayyyyyy southtoboy tell yooo womawomawoma vaaa. If you want to be in love with Märta you can add her on snapchat, its probably always Märtaolsson1, she speciellt likes hockeygrabbs. being defined
BEing defined as
Person 1: omg is that Soy Luna?!
Person 2: No no no, its just Märtafjärta Olsson
Person 1: ahhh yerusalem mom.
Person 2: ok.

Joel Olsson 

Sexy beast that gets all the girls and is the hottest on the planet. Big cock and balls and is good against women.
Whos that, oh thats the hottest man ever Joel olsson
Joel Olsson by Redpants900 December 12, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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