Da "original" ground-filberts-with-chocolate spread before they started listing "sugar" as da FIRST ingredient, rather than hazelnuts!
♪Grampa --- TELL me 'bout da good OLD days...♫ Yep, said "old story-tella" could certainly TELL you 'bout da good OLDtella bread-garnish dat used to taste nutty and robust instead of just straight-'n'-simple creamy-sweet like it is now!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!