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old one eye
old one eye by Tornado69 May 10, 2006
old one brown eye
old one brown eye by zacince July 21, 2014
The Old One Two
The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.
They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.
1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5
The actual combo though it this.
1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)
They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.
1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5
The actual combo though it this.
1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)
The Old One Two by Joeyminersmith February 21, 2018
Taking old one eye to the optometrist
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006
good old one eye
don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.
good old one eye by good old one eye January 7, 2005
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