Oklabama Share definition Flag Any Redneck US state that involves farming, straw chewing, and chicken fucking. My buddy just took his big ass 4X4 down to Oklabama to marry his cousin's momma...who just so happens to be his sister. Oklabama by Mike November 27, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Oklabama mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch