Sacred Ointment

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches

Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!

by Anime Boobies September 9, 2019

a fly in the ointment

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Ointment and pee

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 12, 2018

nose ointment

A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..

Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...

by Thebody66 May 6, 2016

Onion in the ointment

From the Simpsons, Abe Simpson often refers to it. Similar to "the fly in the ointment," except with an old timer twist.

I forgot to bring the Sisterhood of the Travelling pants!
Well that's the onion in the ointment.

by onioninointment July 10, 2011

Moon ointment

#1) lunar secretions used to moisten ones ashy elbows

"Man, dat niggas elbows was SO ashy, had to apply him some Moon ointment"

by Felix The Gat November 24, 2009

Fly in the ointment

when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"

For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,

tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"

Charlie: " yea!"

Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend

by d-c August 12, 2007