Oglekling
Oglekling by Ogleklingus January 21, 2024
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Oglekling
Literally nothing. As in the concept of non-existence. There is no meaning to the word because if things were to not exist, existence in of itself holds no meaning. Or could it? hey vsauce michel here.
Person A: Are you Oglekling tonight?
Person B: Be not afraid my child of god...
t̴̛̛̻̘͓̟̠̳̱͓͙̳̪̗̍̇̑̆͆̆͒͌̃͐͑̄̈́͂̋͗͐̚̕̚͝ͅh̶͙͚͍͉͖͖̖͚͓͕̻͙̾̎̄͊̌̋̄́̉̀͛̐̓̐̽́͊̈̈́̄͆̕͜͠͝e ͎̦̖͉̰̀́͛̋͋͌̽̇̅̔̇̈̂͋̆̽̅͘̕͘̕͠ ̪̹̹͇̤͔̪̹̟͎̔̎̂͛̿̏̍͒̋͊̂͌͆̽͘͝͠t̴̨͖̞̤̋̓̀̂͂̓̌̆͊́̍̂͜͝ì̴̡̡̝̦͚̙͎͉̞̣̮͔̫̬̰͔̦̽͆͊̚͘͜͝͠m ̧̦͙͕̲͉̮̗̗͉̮̥̦̻̣̦̩͎̈́̈́̾̑́̒e̴̠̻͗̇̀̌̾͑̑̄̇͒̈́̅̚͘̚ ̨̧̱͓̤̮̺͇̘̤͉̝̞̻̖̘͕͔̩̗̙̪͌̈́̇̅̍̊̉̃̂͛͊͆͋̊͘͜͜͠i ̢͓̘̭̠̝̹̪̣̬̬̝͍̺̱͊́́̾̈́̎̆̀̈̓̂̆ͅͅs̵̢̖͔̺̘̟̘̖͖̭̓̕ ̶̧̲͚̦̞͈͙̼͉͔̜̫̺͚͖̦̻̺̺̱̻͉̀͑̅̈͐̇̇̄̚n̵̞̟̭͉̣͛̉̓́͌̚ḛ̴͎͇͈̪͓̯̞̋̓̔a ̨͕̺͈̙̺͔̺̖͇̖̺͓͇̩̇̿͊͒̀̐͆̽̈́͗̈ͅr̶͚͙̠̘͕͌̐͋̌͌̓̀̇̉̑͊̌͊̈̓̿̑̊́͑̕ ̶̥̇̌͋̓̀͊̀f̵̨̜̜̯͚̦̳̹̻̟̪̘̃̂̊̂̄̃̈͌͒̀̆͠ǫ̴̢̳̣̜̝̪̪͎̰͇͕̀̋̿͋́́̽̐͑̀̆̄̇̉̋͒̇̚̕̕͝͝r̶̡̢̧̡̧͕̙͔͓͕̲͖̟̦̤̹̙̼͔̮̮̞̰̆͐̂̀̈́͗̋̏͊͘͠ ̮͉̣̟̫̼͙͉̆̈́̉̑͒̿̇͝m ̡̧̛̤͕̃͊̒̎͐̒̅͗̌̋̊̾͒̀̆͐̕͝͠͝ȩ̵͔̱̲̭͍͓̯̯̌͌̍͘ ̧̧̧̧̛̼̯̻͖̜̭̹̯̥̟͕̙͚̑̋͋̓̆̋̋̈̎͋̊̉͗͆̏̅̊̎̉̚̚͝t ̪̘̼̩̈́̃̅̌o ͉̼̫̋̍̿̈̾ ̢̨̫͍͚̠͕̥̐̃̽͆̈́̔́̚͝t̵̨̠̭͔̖̤̬̝̬͕̙͉͕̺̬͔̣̜̹̯͈̖̬̜̏͛a̵͓͒̈̅͛͛̈̽̈́͆͊́͗̐̅͐͗͘̚̚͝ͅk̶̫̄̏̀͛͛͗̒̃̂̈́̍̎̄̋͘̚͘̕e ͔̞̼̟͖̲͍̬̹̖̼̺͙͇͎̮̲̬̩͉̫̔̀̌̓̊͝ͅ ̶̛̹̖͎͎̮̪͓̲͔̯͕̠̱̦͇̰̜̦͈͗͆͛̈́̒̂̂̾̍̔̽͂̌͐̒͝͝͝͝ͅb̴̧̮̳̱̜͈̘̹̺͖̝͚̮̼̠̖̫̗̥̤̽͜a̴̖͙̣̯̦̮͊̍͊́͐̈̔̒̈́͊͆̈́͐̈́͘ç̴̢̡͕̪̥̩̭̻̜̦̻̱͖͚̗͓̪̤͉̹͎̈́͊̆͋̊̈́͗́͂͗͝ͅͅk̴̢̛̛̛̥̦̠͚̟͎͈̥̪͎̥̫̯̤͌͑̓̐̒̈́̅̋̔̈́̎̔́͛̈̚ ̴͉͙̥͎̳̼̳̓͊̍͑̔́́̅́̇̀̆̚̕̕̕̕͝͠w ̡̢̢̡̧̲͉̩͇͍̺̪͍̹̤̹̯͓̞̂͗͘ͅͅh ̙̆͆a ̡̧̢̘̞̯̲͖̊̃̚͜ţ̴̢̠̱̳̣̪̗͕̰̈́̆͛̔͝ ̡̧̱̩̙̙͐̒͝i ̧̛̭̜̩͈̼͒̀̾̍̓̒̂̔̈́̓͂̄̔̑́̉̏̽ͅ ̵̛͈̠̒̌͑̒̈̔̑̒͒̋̎̓̈̃̚̚̚h̶̨̡̞̱̥̱̜̳̫̞̱̰͖̗̖̺͕̊̾̏͝͝͠a ̨̬̜̜̯̀̾͘͠ţ̵͇̪̘̲̎̇h ̛̜͚̋̾͑̄͊̉̊͂̀̀́͆͑̐͆̓̚͝ ̶̨̡̦̥̦͎͇͈̞̈̆g̴̨̮̜͙͈̮̺̲̙̩̳̬̭͇͈̣̲̰̍̑͋͂͆̎͊̚̕͜͝i̴̢̛̛̼͉͚̩͙͈̺̩̤̣̜̺̾̀́̉̂͌͌̍͌̕̚̕͝͠v ̧̢̲̯͈̤̖̟̱̯̹͓̻̬͚͕͕̖̺̬̃͛̚͜ͅe̶̢̝̭͍͖̘̼͗̈́̀́́̉̉̒̚̚͝ṋ̵̢̛̱̪̬̥̲̪̪̃͗͒͐̐̓̃͌̔͌̒̈́́̏̆̚͝ ̴͇̥̱̓̀̾͒͐͒̑͋̐̐̃̀͌̓̅͌͘͘͠
Person B: Be not afraid my child of god...
t̴̛̛̻̘͓̟̠̳̱͓͙̳̪̗̍̇̑̆͆̆͒͌̃͐͑̄̈́͂̋͗͐̚̕̚͝ͅh̶͙͚͍͉͖͖̖͚͓͕̻͙̾̎̄͊̌̋̄́̉̀͛̐̓̐̽́͊̈̈́̄͆̕͜͠͝e ͎̦̖͉̰̀́͛̋͋͌̽̇̅̔̇̈̂͋̆̽̅͘̕͘̕͠ ̪̹̹͇̤͔̪̹̟͎̔̎̂͛̿̏̍͒̋͊̂͌͆̽͘͝͠t̴̨͖̞̤̋̓̀̂͂̓̌̆͊́̍̂͜͝ì̴̡̡̝̦͚̙͎͉̞̣̮͔̫̬̰͔̦̽͆͊̚͘͜͝͠m ̧̦͙͕̲͉̮̗̗͉̮̥̦̻̣̦̩͎̈́̈́̾̑́̒e̴̠̻͗̇̀̌̾͑̑̄̇͒̈́̅̚͘̚ ̨̧̱͓̤̮̺͇̘̤͉̝̞̻̖̘͕͔̩̗̙̪͌̈́̇̅̍̊̉̃̂͛͊͆͋̊͘͜͜͠i ̢͓̘̭̠̝̹̪̣̬̬̝͍̺̱͊́́̾̈́̎̆̀̈̓̂̆ͅͅs̵̢̖͔̺̘̟̘̖͖̭̓̕ ̶̧̲͚̦̞͈͙̼͉͔̜̫̺͚͖̦̻̺̺̱̻͉̀͑̅̈͐̇̇̄̚n̵̞̟̭͉̣͛̉̓́͌̚ḛ̴͎͇͈̪͓̯̞̋̓̔a ̨͕̺͈̙̺͔̺̖͇̖̺͓͇̩̇̿͊͒̀̐͆̽̈́͗̈ͅr̶͚͙̠̘͕͌̐͋̌͌̓̀̇̉̑͊̌͊̈̓̿̑̊́͑̕ ̶̥̇̌͋̓̀͊̀f̵̨̜̜̯͚̦̳̹̻̟̪̘̃̂̊̂̄̃̈͌͒̀̆͠ǫ̴̢̳̣̜̝̪̪͎̰͇͕̀̋̿͋́́̽̐͑̀̆̄̇̉̋͒̇̚̕̕͝͝r̶̡̢̧̡̧͕̙͔͓͕̲͖̟̦̤̹̙̼͔̮̮̞̰̆͐̂̀̈́͗̋̏͊͘͠ ̮͉̣̟̫̼͙͉̆̈́̉̑͒̿̇͝m ̡̧̛̤͕̃͊̒̎͐̒̅͗̌̋̊̾͒̀̆͐̕͝͠͝ȩ̵͔̱̲̭͍͓̯̯̌͌̍͘ ̧̧̧̧̛̼̯̻͖̜̭̹̯̥̟͕̙͚̑̋͋̓̆̋̋̈̎͋̊̉͗͆̏̅̊̎̉̚̚͝t ̪̘̼̩̈́̃̅̌o ͉̼̫̋̍̿̈̾ ̢̨̫͍͚̠͕̥̐̃̽͆̈́̔́̚͝t̵̨̠̭͔̖̤̬̝̬͕̙͉͕̺̬͔̣̜̹̯͈̖̬̜̏͛a̵͓͒̈̅͛͛̈̽̈́͆͊́͗̐̅͐͗͘̚̚͝ͅk̶̫̄̏̀͛͛͗̒̃̂̈́̍̎̄̋͘̚͘̕e ͔̞̼̟͖̲͍̬̹̖̼̺͙͇͎̮̲̬̩͉̫̔̀̌̓̊͝ͅ ̶̛̹̖͎͎̮̪͓̲͔̯͕̠̱̦͇̰̜̦͈͗͆͛̈́̒̂̂̾̍̔̽͂̌͐̒͝͝͝͝ͅb̴̧̮̳̱̜͈̘̹̺͖̝͚̮̼̠̖̫̗̥̤̽͜a̴̖͙̣̯̦̮͊̍͊́͐̈̔̒̈́͊͆̈́͐̈́͘ç̴̢̡͕̪̥̩̭̻̜̦̻̱͖͚̗͓̪̤͉̹͎̈́͊̆͋̊̈́͗́͂͗͝ͅͅk̴̢̛̛̛̥̦̠͚̟͎͈̥̪͎̥̫̯̤͌͑̓̐̒̈́̅̋̔̈́̎̔́͛̈̚ ̴͉͙̥͎̳̼̳̓͊̍͑̔́́̅́̇̀̆̚̕̕̕̕͝͠w ̡̢̢̡̧̲͉̩͇͍̺̪͍̹̤̹̯͓̞̂͗͘ͅͅh ̙̆͆a ̡̧̢̘̞̯̲͖̊̃̚͜ţ̴̢̠̱̳̣̪̗͕̰̈́̆͛̔͝ ̡̧̱̩̙̙͐̒͝i ̧̛̭̜̩͈̼͒̀̾̍̓̒̂̔̈́̓͂̄̔̑́̉̏̽ͅ ̵̛͈̠̒̌͑̒̈̔̑̒͒̋̎̓̈̃̚̚̚h̶̨̡̞̱̥̱̜̳̫̞̱̰͖̗̖̺͕̊̾̏͝͝͠a ̨̬̜̜̯̀̾͘͠ţ̵͇̪̘̲̎̇h ̛̜͚̋̾͑̄͊̉̊͂̀̀́͆͑̐͆̓̚͝ ̶̨̡̦̥̦͎͇͈̞̈̆g̴̨̮̜͙͈̮̺̲̙̩̳̬̭͇͈̣̲̰̍̑͋͂͆̎͊̚̕͜͝i̴̢̛̛̼͉͚̩͙͈̺̩̤̣̜̺̾̀́̉̂͌͌̍͌̕̚̕͝͠v ̧̢̲̯͈̤̖̟̱̯̹͓̻̬͚͕͕̖̺̬̃͛̚͜ͅe̶̢̝̭͍͖̘̼͗̈́̀́́̉̉̒̚̚͝ṋ̵̢̛̱̪̬̥̲̪̪̃͗͒͐̐̓̃͌̔͌̒̈́́̏̆̚͝ ̴͇̥̱̓̀̾͒͐͒̑͋̐̐̃̀͌̓̅͌͘͘͠
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