Ogimpics 

the athletic competition created for the disabled.

After Allan tragically lost his legs he had to compete in the Ogimpics.

Ogimpics by Alison A. March 18, 2010

OGIMPICS 

The special olympics.

When freddy learned that wheelchair bobsledding was not an official olympic game, he tried out for the Ogimpics.

OGIMPICS by IOwnUtopia February 21, 2010

Olimpics

A huge quasi-sports shindig where everyone just wilts on the floor and lies there without moving.

The Winter and Summer Olimpics occur immediately after the actual competition, when the athletes are too exhausted from all of their strenuous competing to even sit up anymore.

Olimpics by QuacksO March 6, 2019