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Office Wife 

A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Allison from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but she's already married. She's just my office wife.
Office Wife by goofingoff October 2, 2005
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Office Wife 

A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.
Office Wife by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Officerwifeism 

To be a lazy women who reverts back to 1950's ways and expect to be pampered.

To congregate and bitch about meaningless shit

Playing your husband's rank card.

Being hated by every other women due to the fack that you think you're better....when really...you're the wife.
1.

Lenora: Do you think we can ever just order lunch at the club quickly?

Helin: Not with all the damn officerwifeism going on today.

2.

Customer:"I need to have my bag returned,because I ripped it."

Worker: "Sorry Mam We Can't Do That"

Customer:"Do You Know Who I Am?"

Worker: "You're not gonna get my sympathy with your officerwifeism."

3.

Jane: So, since I am taking you to show you around the area today...how's about we go to the food court?

Kelly: As long as I don't see or hear any officerwifeism,i'm game!
Officerwifeism by Dependant February 28, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026