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Shirk-off 

The act of masturbating with shit
Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass
Shirk-off by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.
"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.
Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.
Smirking Off by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Smerk-off 

The act of a person making a frowning facial expression time after time .And being called out for it.
Carl said ,"why the smerk ?". I said that's why they call me smerk-off !
Smerk-off by B real 101 June 10, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026