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Shirk-off 

The act of masturbating with shit
Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass
Shirk-off by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.
"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.
Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.
Smirking Off by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Smerk-off 

The act of a person making a frowning facial expression time after time .And being called out for it.
Carl said ,"why the smerk ?". I said that's why they call me smerk-off !
Smerk-off by B real 101 June 10, 2021
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026