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Versailles Of Breath The. 

what i call people with abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have an abscess.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the Versailles Of Breath The.

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the best Zelda game since Ocarina of Time. It won the Game of the Year award in the Game Awards 2017 and 163 other media outlets.
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is playable on the Nintendo Wii U and the Nintendo Switch.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 

The first zelda game for the nintendo switch, it has gotten 10/10's on more than 10 websites, though it does have flaws, much like the ending, it is a universally acclaimed game.

Its open world allows you to defeat the final boss with nothing but a sword, that means no pants or shirt if you so please.

It is considered the greatest zelda game in all of nintendo's history, seconded to only ocarina of time.
It does have a counterpart though, that being Horizon zero - out of ten - dawn, the similarities are that they are both open world games, have bows and robots, but thats where the similarities end.
Hey dude! Wanna play that new The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I heard its awesome!
Pffft, that overhyped trash, its like a downscaled version of horizon zero dawn!
Dude, horizon has no similarities to breath of the wild, plus this one has 10/10's on everything
Says the nintendo fanboy!
get out.

breath of the wild object map

breath of the wild object map
a map that shows objects
John Cunningham: "Did you use the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks?"
Steve Harvey: "yeah man i used the 'breath of the wild object map' to find all 900 koroks!!"

the legend of zelda breath of the wild 

The new Legend Of Zelda game coming out for the Nintendo Switch and Wii U.
The Legend of Zelda Breath of the wild looks dope as fuck!
Are you getting it for the Wii U?
Nah, I'm getting it for the Nintendo Switch

Breath of the Penis 

When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.
"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"
Breath of the Penis by analboy99 November 18, 2019