Coors Light, The Silver Bullet!
by D0c February 22, 2006
"Yo i found this drunk coors whore at a party hitting on every guy so i brought her home for sex and then left her naked on her parents doorstep
by Mama Ness December 10, 2007
Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.
by Seth December 2, 2004
A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.
Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!
Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!
Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.
Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!
Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.
by The Brewmeister May 4, 2005
A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).
by The MrEcted One April 11, 2006
by Decker Manning March 30, 2016
1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
by wears funny hats March 5, 2009