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Odessa Missouri 

A small town (less than 5,000 people) located about 30-40 miles east of Kansas City Missouri. It is in Lafayette County and on I-70. It is the stupidest place in the world. Everyone here is always bored because there isn't a thing to do. Nothing at all. The politics are corrupt. In school you never learn anything and the school politics are corrupt even more so. There are no forms of entertainment besides going to the one grocery store. The only fast food places are McDonald's, Taco Johns, Subway and Sonic. There is a mexican restaurant, Chinese restaurant and about 4 cafes.
There are plenty of bars and tattoo parlors. It is almost more boring than driving across Kansas. Avoid going to Odessa, Mo at all costs.
Everyone here likes to believe they are very cool and know everything, but really the town is for the most part full of a bunch of stupid idiots
Durring the fall all anyone in the town ever does or cares about is Friday Night Football. Football is the most important thing to this town.
Over half the people in the town are kids.
Any small podunk town you can think of, any small stupid town with nothing to do, out in the sticks.

Hey Man where are you going today, can I come?

Odessa Missouri, sure.

Nevermind I ain't going to that stupid town.

Odessa Missouri: The town everybody wants to leave, but nobody ever gets out of.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012