Obsidia 

Every word in a language made up by someone... probably an incest loving girl.

person 1: Hey, do you speak Japanese?

person 2: Yeah...

person 1: How do you say, "man, you're a real poop butt?"

person 2: That's easy... "Obsidia, obsidia... obsidia obsidia"

Obsidia by Tom T Thompson October 24, 2010

Obsidia 

An racist way to say out-loud what the Chinese language (Mandarin) sounds like to you, given that you do not understand the language. Every word is simply pronounced: ‘obsidia’.

Person one: “Hey how do I ask Dylan what time our train will arrive at its destination in Chinese?”

Person two: “That’s an easy one. Say it just like this: ‘obsidia, obsidia obsidia obsidia obsidia obsidia, obsidia obsidia.’”

Obsidia by Newmnasty May 3, 2020

Obsidian 

In the realm of hard rock and heavy metal music, to be Obsidian, a band must straddle the line between rock and metal, while having psychedelic, occult, & doom elements.

Uncle Acid and The Deadbeats, Jex Thoth, and Blood Ceremony have all, at one point, been Obsidian.

Obsidian by Xenos Nassar August 6, 2012

obsidiot 

Those who are amongst the ranks of Fallout fans who believe New Vegas is the be all-end all of the series, and will venomously, and maniacally defend their stance with the ferocity of Chricj Crocker defending Britney Spears while screaming into a webcam. These neckbeard adorned cock goblins are also known for screaming "drones " before launching into a badly spelled rant that you have to struggle up understand.

Matt: Holy shit, Tony's such an obsidiot.
Kevin: That emo kid needs to wash his hair.

obsidiot by SoulSurvivor23 September 23, 2017

Harder than obsidian 

Your man when he sees Pieck Finger

Her: You’re harder than obsidian!
You: I just watched a Pieck Finger edit, wanna roleplay?

Harder than obsidian by TheProGuyDudeBro April 15, 2021

Obsidine

A thing Danny said in Stampy Seed Survival Episode 18

Wow Obsidine makes Danny use dan_turnedon

Obsidine by KazUwU March 19, 2020

Black Obsidian 

A code name for a female named after a crystal

Friend: “Did how did your date with black obsidian go.”
Friend 2: “Good!”

Black Obsidian by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022