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Oakwood Park Grammar School

Broke shithole that spend all their money on doors, stairs and a flagpole. Bike robbed by wannabe pikeys who ride around in L plate motorbikes. Headteacher done for liking a porn tweet (blamed it on Russian hackers). Located next to two other shitholes and a dodgy Londis that sells alcohol to year 8's.
Valentino: "did you know I go to Oakwood Park Grammar School" Callum: "oh no not that shithole"
by Harvey lee November 16, 2021
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Oakwood Park Grammar School

Also called Brokewood, Cokewood, Dopewood and Jokewood, this school is a certified shithole. The headteacher got done for liking a porn tweet and the senior
Leadership team has to save him, some teacher shagged a sixth former and other shit. Also claimed all students are equal but some of you are worse than others.
Jamie: Welcome to Oakwood Park Grammar School, sorry, Brokewood, Cokewood, Jokewood
by ihadsexwithurdad March 8, 2023
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