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Also a town in SW Missouri known to area males as HOEzark as there is something in the water that causes 80-85% of all females living there to become cheap or free Hoes.
Did you see what Judy from Ozark was wearing at the mall?Hell you could see her coochie lips even while she was standin up!
Yea, she be from HOEzark. That skirt makes for EZ access for any guy who wantrs to fuck her. Her big sister was the same way.
Ozark by moccrider November 22, 2011
A small ghetto town in lower Alabama, also known as Krazo, which is Ozark spelled backwards for you slow ones. There is not much to Ozark, just an Applebees and a theater with a sticky floor and two screens. If you are ever given the opportunity to move to this wonderful little place... don't.
Q:What's worse than Hell?

A: Ozark.
Ozark by JRich24 April 26, 2011
a city located in lower Alabama in the United States.
ozark by Kelsey Slenker June 10, 2008
Ozark : noun

A male, typically found in white suburban areas. Uses manly activities and careers as a facade for deep-seeded homoerotic tendencies.

Studies have shown that 99% of Ozarks have intimate and severely dominatrix relationships with their male superiors (at the workplace) and usually refer flirtatiously to these events in code, usually referencing some common man interest.
ie. "Hey, that new Sons of Anarchy episode last night was amazing" really translates to something along the lines of "Hey, (Said named Superior) that new lube we tried last night was amazing"
Who would have thought, that after all this time, Mr. T was an ozark

I really think Elton John should have taken a more Ozark approach to his homosexuality.
Ozark by Rafeiki Tsarin September 9, 2010
Did you see her fall? I ozarked my ass off!
Ozark by Nopie fred December 5, 2018
a small town in Arkansas in with has a school where the mascot is a hillbilly
Ozark has a lot of hillbillies.
Ozark by yeeyeeskeetskeet March 2, 2019