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Osmond a great boyfriend or girlfriend they will stick up for you no matter what. Osmond will always try to comfort you if your down friend or not a friend. So whatever you do always try to get an osmond in your life.
Osmond that was a sweet thing of you to do
Osmond by im sleep January 7, 2017
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one who possesses large genitals. antonymn grundy. Also thought to be one of the laziest members of the human race.
in a drunken shower-room scene one might be heard to exclaim "damn...there goes an Osmond if ever I saw one!"
osmond by Dudders January 24, 2005
Osmonds come in all different sizes but all act the same. And all have one thing in common a Big Dick. Most don't know it because Osmonds are always modest about it. They never talk about when people bring it up.
Osmond your jokes are dumb
Most people don't know this but Osmonds dick is big
Osmond by im sleep January 7, 2017
A joke that originally has the intention of being humorous, but often results in an epic fail and immense embarrasment to the 'comic'.
O_oBoi: The prize isn’t one chocolate, it's... ... ... TWO!!!1!

1337Boi: ...That’s such an Osmond thing to say -_-
Osmond by Wrath of the Starfish August 1, 2009
A man who is very cool. He likes to play the bass and smoke the ganja. He is a god and a legend.
Person 1: Oh wow who is that hot dude over there?
Person 2: You mean the tall man with a godlike aura? That's Osmond.
Person 1: Wow I want to be him.
Person 2: There is only one Osmond unfortunately.
osmond by rwordperson November 19, 2019

Donny Osmond

ex: I Donny Osmond Donny Osmond!

Who do you Donny Osmond?

How much do you Donny Osmond that guy?

Donny Osmond

Someone who's always hogging the limelight, sticking his or her big bloody enamalled teeth in the blimming shot, wasting time, getting me annoyed. Muppet!

Can also be shortened to a "Donny"
It's my go on guitar hero you bloody donny.

Every time I turn on my television that bloody artic monkey shagger Alexa Chung and her droopy indie self is hogging my pixels and I aint got 1080p mate, she's such a donny osmond but I would do her.
Donny Osmond by Miloflembo May 25, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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