ORFTS

(ORFTS Syndrome; Only Reading the First Two Words in a Sentence Syndrome)

A neurobehavioral phenomenon wherein the subject's reading comprehension ceases after processing the first two lexemes of a sentence. This impedes the ability to independently navigate extended textual structures, such as descriptive menu items or literary passages, often necessitating third-party intervention to ascertain full context or intent.

Person 1: "Why is this menu item so expensive compared to the rest? It's such a huge jump!"

Person 2: Reading the full text "Oh, it actually says it's for 2 people after the 'Chateaubriand Bearnaise'. You should try it, it's pretty good."

Person 1: "Thank you so much my love, I knew you always had my back with my ORFTS."

by iLoveRefrigerators March 1, 2026

Oritsegbemi

A unisex Nigerian & Itsekiri name meaning God delivered me.

Her name is Oritsegbemi.

Oritsegbemi won a Grammy for her Spectacular Spoken Word Album.

by kerrytosan January 31, 2020

Mal Oretsev

A character from the Grishaverse that gets way too much hate and deserves better

Person 1: I hate Mal Oretsev
Person 2: Get the fuck out of my sight

by SimpForWylan October 4, 2021

Oritse

A dashingly handsome guy, with a sweet and caring heart, he cares about his family and friends and would take a bullet for them. He has a great sense of humour and is loved by all.

Oritse? that boy is so sweet

by futuremrswilliams July 7, 2011

orts

-noun (plural, used with singular verb)
Whatever is left on one's plate after they finish eating. The scraps that remain after something is done; leftovers.

"Eat your orts or you won't get any dessert."

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

orfus

When Dumb Bitches can't Pronounce the Word Orifice they use this word instead.

Nick tried to tell me there was an Orifice in the a vagina, but the dumb bitch said orfus.

by BrooksTheBeast October 25, 2015

oritsematosan

Of itsekiri background which means” God Knows Best” you can shorten it ito “Tosan” or “Tsema”. Oritsematosan are mostly beautiful people, they are extremely selfless, proud and beautiful. They pay attention to details and are self-driven, although they tend to be overthinkers but are the most careful people you meet. They love selfishly, they are loyal, trustworthy, and are not afraid to show their emotions to their loved ones. They are expressive and are attention seekers. If you ever come across an Oritsematosan you should marry him/her and keep them as close as possible

She must be an Oritsematosan because of how she expresses herself.

Have you met an Oritsematosan they love without regrets

Oh what an Oritsematosan, filled with so much gratitude

by Tsema June 13, 2021