13 definitions by saggy sammy

shine

-noun
A black person, used disparagingly.
(Origin: early 20th century, from shoeshine, for the fact they often shine shoes for richer white folks.) See also jigaboo, jig, porchmonkey, nigger.

"I can't believe I let those freaking shines sell me that sex machine!"

by saggy sammy July 11, 2008

orts

-noun (plural, used with singular verb)
Whatever is left on one's plate after they finish eating. The scraps that remain after something is done; leftovers.

"Eat your orts or you won't get any dessert."

by saggy sammy July 11, 2008

ort

-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"

by saggy sammy July 11, 2008

saggy sammy

A way to draw an elephant head so that it looks like a cock and balls.

"It's not a cock, it's an elephant. It's saggy sammy!"

by saggy sammy July 10, 2008

niche

1. Slang for genetalia, usually used in reference to the male penis or balls or all three in combination.

2. Also, a nipple or breast

3. Anus

4. Chiefly British, one's navel (bellybutton)

"Dude, Ryan's got a huge niche!"

by saggy sammy July 11, 2008

mud stuffer

-noun
A homosexual male. Also mudstuffer.
See also fudge packer.

"Alex and Charles are a couple of faggoty mud stuffers!"

by saggy sammy July 11, 2008

sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy July 11, 2008