On My Shit

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When someone is watching your every move and judging negatively possibly making comments on every small detail. Often unnecessary criticism. Or when someone is watching you closely like they are waiting for you to make a mistake.

I was at work today and my boss was watching me noticing every little thing. Like I left my project a mess for five minutes because i had to use the bathroom and he just had comment on my uncleanliness then when we got really busy i forgot to put boxes away and he was right there to remind me then i swear he was stalking me on my break to make sure i didn't take one minute extra. He was on my shit today!

My mother in law was over today and every time she talked to me it was a comment about my silly piercings, stupid tattoos, or crazy hair. She was on my shit!

On My Shit by CatDaQueen January 16, 2016

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on my shit

Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.

Hey man, you okay? Yeah man, I'm on my shit.

on my shit by GottaBeReal💯 November 2, 2015

Word of the Day on November 11, 2015

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on my shit

You're on top of your own shit

You sit on top of your own shit "On my shit"

on my shit by GUNTER9K January 17, 2016

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Pissing on my shit

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

Pissing on my shit by hintfo June 9, 2012

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shit on my shit

when somebody shits on your shit

bro damien will shit on my shit

shit on my shit by shitza January 7, 2020

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Getting on my shit

Something or someone really annoying you.

"You're really getting on my shit!"

Getting on my shit by Ohandy August 31, 2014

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Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

Farty poops on my shit butt by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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