OCAL

The non douchy version if YOLO
"One chance at life"

Friend: I dont wanna go.
You: Come on bro, OCAL!!
Friend: Okay okay, ill come.

by Cheebotoboy August 10, 2016

Ocala

A place people move to for their dreams to die

Me at 11: Yay! We're moving to Florida!
Me at 16: Why the fuck did I move to Ocala...

by OcalaSucks September 15, 2016

ocaldunkie

This is one of the best fanpages on tiktok! They spread positivity and kindness! They are a very good fanpage

ocaldunkie is amazing!

by username82736362 April 21, 2022

ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.

"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"

by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014

Ocala

A city in Florida where if you aren’t a horse you are the minority .

You: do you know the nearest market in Ocala ?
Ocala native : NEIGHHHH

by Jxson06 July 4, 2019

ocala

boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.

moron: hey look we're in ocala!

very smart person: how fast can we leave

by beaversbeaversbeavers May 24, 2020

Ocala

If the world had a butt hole this would be it

Police: What are you doin?
kid: Nothin, this is Ocala
Police: You're under arrest

by webdawg352 August 30, 2011