Some idiot who likes to please himself while everyone is looking. He is usually a loner and talks to himself in various accents. An Aaron hates people by the name of Grant, Spencer, Zeke, Zach, and pretty much everyone who is quite normal. Beware of this dumb as crap stalker who has no shame and likes to do these corny magic tricks that by the middle of the trick you either want to walk away or beat the living shit out of his non-existent nut sack. If you want to find this loser, you can find him either inside his mother and father, or at Lighthouse Church, CA, 91320.

Oh... Aaron O'Bryan........ can you like... kill me for heaven FUCK sake?

aaron o'bryan by Magic Conch Shell October 5, 2016

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Bryan O'Connor

A fast street racer that is as beautiful as he is speedworthy. That's the thing about him, he never says no to a race and never says yes to a bad hair day.

Dom: Dont't worry about the tab. I got the shrimp.
Bryan O'Connor: Nah, see that's the thing about me Dom, I can pay for my own shrimp.

Bryan O'Connor by Friendlypal November 5, 2012

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obryant

the sexiest last name he gets all the girls. the greatest name in exixtence. only the straightest of straight can have such a name.

rupert: wow look its justin
his crush: i bet his last name is obryant hes so cute

obryant by the big jook January 30, 2021

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